Name |
Tournament |
Offense |
Card |
| Entire AADS |
Too many to mention |
Crummy Weapons (having nothing to do of course with the "Accelerated
Drop") |
Assorted Yellows and Reds |
| Thomas Lavey |
Too many to mention |
Master of the "Accelerated Equipment Drop." See Duelists' Law #31,
Newton's Last Law of Gravity. |
Yellow(s) |
| Thomas Lavey |
Fall Warm-Up |
Un-Necessary Jostling (fleched into Pete Lech, who became airborne for
a few seconds) |
Yellow |
| Thomas Lavey |
Too many to mention |
Potty Mouth (This offense, and Tom's exquisite weapon repair skills
has lost him a few touches) |
Assorted Yellows and Reds |
| Bill Emerson |
Something in Cleveland |
Corpse a Corpse -- Bill's first fleche staggered a much smaller, and
quite surprised teenager. His second fleche knocked the poor kid down. The
kid lost some dignity, and Bill lost his cool, a point, and the bout (a
fair trade for the kid). Bill doesn't fleche much anymore. |
Yellow, and then Red. |
| John Gosling |
Renaissance Open |
Saggy Socks (remedied by the director TAPING his socks to his
knickers). This was our favorite offense of all time, but the remedy cost
Doc his best stalling tactic. |
Yellow |
| Mike Rappaport |
Spring Novice |
Carrier of the Lavey "Accelerated Equipment Drop" Torch, special
"almost hit the baby" division |
Warning of BLACK |
| Amy McManus |
Schmitter Open, June Duelist |
Carrier of the Lavey "Accelerated Mask Drop" Torch |
Yellow, explanation of the rules, and a warning of BLACK |
| Bill Emerson |
S'craft C + Under |
Use of unarmed hand. (I knew I should have brought a Main
Gauche) |
Yellow |
| Josh Beattie |
RFC Ratings Game |
Turning shoulders in Foil |
Six Yellow and Seven Red (six in one bout) |