THE YELLOW CARD

Citations for Common Lack of Valor In Combat

Duelists With Bad Manners

Since the rest of our site portrays us as fencing super-heros, we'd like to take some time to show you how the rest of the division really sees us. Doesn't it kind of remind you of the Detroit Piston's "Bad Boys" days, when Bill Lambeer would beat up the other team?

Name 

Tournament 

Offense 

Card 

Entire AADS  Too many to mention  Crummy Weapons (having nothing to do of course with the "Accelerated Drop")  Assorted Yellows and Reds 
Thomas Lavey  Too many to mention  Master of the "Accelerated Equipment Drop." See Duelists' Law #31, Newton's Last Law of Gravity.  Yellow(s) 
Thomas Lavey  Fall Warm-Up  Un-Necessary Jostling (fleched into Pete Lech, who became airborne for a few seconds)  Yellow 
Thomas Lavey  Too many to mention  Potty Mouth (This offense, and Tom's exquisite weapon repair skills has lost him a few touches)  Assorted Yellows and Reds 
Bill Emerson  Something in Cleveland  Corpse a Corpse -- Bill's first fleche staggered a much smaller, and quite surprised teenager. His second fleche knocked the poor kid down. The kid lost some dignity, and Bill lost his cool, a point, and the bout (a fair trade for the kid). Bill doesn't fleche much anymore.  Yellow, and then Red. 
John Gosling  Renaissance Open  Saggy Socks (remedied by the director TAPING his socks to his knickers). This was our favorite offense of all time, but the remedy cost Doc his best stalling tactic.  Yellow 
Mike Rappaport  Spring Novice  Carrier of the Lavey "Accelerated Equipment Drop" Torch, special "almost hit the baby" division  Warning of BLACK 
Amy McManus  Schmitter Open, June Duelist  Carrier of the Lavey "Accelerated Mask Drop" Torch  Yellow, explanation of the rules, and a warning of BLACK 
Bill Emerson S'craft C + Under Use of unarmed hand.  (I knew I should have brought a Main Gauche) Yellow
Josh Beattie RFC Ratings Game Turning shoulders in Foil Six Yellow and Seven Red (six in one bout)

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